Dear all the pretentious writers in Starbucks…

Posted: April 4, 2013 in Humor, Writing

Aprill Brandon is a former co-worker of mine now living in Boston. She still writes for The Victoria Advocate, along with a couple of other publications. If you’ve never read her posts, you’ll definitely want to follow her blog. She’s a hoot! Here’s her latest post about writers in Starbucks. Absolutely hilarious! Enjoy!

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I remember once hearing a teacher say something along the lines of “an object in motion tends to stay in motion and an object at rest tends to stay at rest, especially if that object is a person sitting in a coffee shop and you want their seat.”

Or something like that. I don’t know. I was too busy sending professional-grade, orgami-esque folded notes to my best friend about very important topics, such as what fast food restaurant parking lot we were going to hang out at after school.

school note

But even if “technically” not being able to find a seat at Starbucks or some independently-owned cafe that prominently features “local” art of dudes in fedoras playing the saxophone on the walls isn’t considered “science” or whatever, it should be. Because the evidence, based on my extensive research over the past 30 minutes, is irrefutable.

See, as a freelance writer, I…

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  1. danniehill says:

    Very funny and good post. April tells the truth with a great humor.